Kit’s face in this is so funny!
Kit’s face in this is so funny!
This is my confession, can’t help it, the guy gets me wet and horny.
The term “bisexual” is boring I like “half-homo” better
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we can tell them there will be one winner and that their slate can be cleaned no matter how bad their crime was. & when they won we let them get really excited and happy then we fucking shoot them in the face.
I can’t…..Omg…I can’t.
tumblr nobodies, UNITE!!
i think you mean…
ASSEMBLE.
How can you tell when you are in a room, restroom, motel etc. with a mirror or a 2-way glass?
Here’s how: I thought it was quite interesting! And I know in about 30 seconds you’re going to do what I did and find the nearest mirror.
Do you know how to determine if a mirror is 2-way or not? A policewoman who travels all over the US and gives seminars and techniques for businesswomen passed this on….
When we visit toilets, bathrooms, hotel rooms, changing rooms, etc., how many of you know for sure that the seemingly ordinary mirror hanging on the wall is a real mirror, or actually a 2-way mirror (i.e., they can see you, but you can’t see them)? There have been many cases of people installing 2-way mirrors in female changing rooms . It is very difficult to positively identify the surface by looking at it.
So, how do we determine with any amount of certainty what type of mirror we are looking at?
TWO WAY GLASS IMAGE MIRROR IMAGE
Just conduct this simple test: Place the tip of your fingernail against the reflective surface and if there is a GAP between your fingernail and the image of the nail, then it is GENUINE mirror. However, if your fingernail DIRECTLY TOUCHES the image of your nail, then BEWARE! IT IS A 2-WAY MIRROR!
“No Space, Leave the Place” So remember, every time you see a mirror, do the “fingernail test.” It doesn’t cost you anything.
REMEMBER. No Space, Leave the Place:
Ladies: Share this with your girlfriends, sisters, daughters, etc.
Men: Share this with your wives, daughters, daughters-in-law, mothers, girlfriends and/or friends.
“FUCKING SPIDERS, WHY DOES IT HAVE TO BE BLOODY FUCKING SPIDERS I SWEAR TO FUCKING GOD HARRY IM GOING TO FUCKING SHIT WHY COULDNT THEY BE FUCKING BUTTERFLIES…NO, THEY HAD TO BE ASSHOLE FUCKING SPIDERS”
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Funniest McDanno joke I’ve read for a while! :D……. Gotta love it!
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me on my morning jog
It is quite literally a Zebra Crossing now
it’s from glasgow, i wouldn’t be surprised.
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If only Stephenie Meyers listened to him!
(Source: secret-paranoia)
I want to fuck CM Punk while Cult of Personality plays in the background.
I’m really happy with the casting for Brienne - I was afraid they’d cast someone way too pretty and feminine and while Gwendoline Christie is certainly pretty the costuming and makeup on the show portray her as a perfect Brienne.